I find it pretty demeaning that I must sum up the meaning of the things that'll be posted here in 500 characters or less. So I'm not going to. Carry on reading then; I assume you'll eventually get the jist.
Tuesday, 5 April 2011
I'm new here. Be nice or I'll vomit.
Hello all. If you're reading this, you're probably one of the friends that I've suckered into reading this rubbish. If you are, I whole-heartedly apologise. If you aren't, however, you've brought this upon yourself, and I hold no responsibility for any reaction you may have to it. Oh, and sorry.